1. He is a cunt. 2. He ruined any chance we had of beating Barcelona in 2011 by kicking the ball. 3. His right foot is rubbish. 4. Shaqueel is a stupid name and we don’t want any stupidly named children at The Arsenal. 5. Lukas Podolski’s woman is more attractive than Bouchra. 6. Olivier … Continue reading »
The morning of Sunday July 15 2012, I knew that the expectations of a nation were weighing down upon my shoulders. It was to be the biggest day, possibly the greatest day, of this young footballer’s fledgling career. After testing his worth at prestigious locations such as Finsbury Leisure Centre, Dartford Goals and the astroturf … Continue reading »
Earlier this week, a bombshell was dropped on such an immense scale that it could end a whole series of Top Gear, let alone one episode. It all seemed to be going swimmingly; moods were escalating, players of class were being brought in, and even Piers Morgan seemed excited at the prospect of Olivier Giroud … Continue reading »
I’m not sure I should be feeling this hate-filled and bitter after a charity football match, but Teddy Sheringham really does make it easy. From his cocky smiles at the camera, to his handball goal, to him sending the admittedly unlikable Gordon Ramsay off the pitch on a stretcher, his contribution to the match was … Continue reading »
